NecroGnomicon

The creation of Clockwork Watchman armor was long considered to be impossible. The parts necessary are small even by normal tinkering standards, and the modules required were far too complex. Little did we know that the Pirates of Iceclad had worked out all of the details, utilizing various resources on Velious and implementing their incredibly efficient mana batteries.

Now, instead of impossible, it's just incredibly difficult.

Armor of the Clockwork Watchman

While the method of construction for each piece of armor is made clear in the book of diagrams, the exact level of difficulty is unknown. For now, we simply know that these pieces of armor represent the pinnacle of tinkering achievement and even a master tinker will be challenged. The Deluxe Toolbox available from the Pirates of Iceclad is required. Each piece of armor is based around a corresponding piece of fine steel armor, which must be both gnome-sized and unstained. If a component is listed more than once, more than one is required – be sure not to stack them.

Many of the armor pieces have a magical effect with a number of charges. When the charges have been used up, just pull out your Deluxe Toolbox and add another Class Five Mana Battery to the depleted piece (the old batteries crumble to dust when their last charge is used). This should recharge the item.

Even though the Watchman armor is unavailable to the necromancer, it will prove quite useful for our trusted gnome warriors and clerics who join us in our conquest of the known world.

Armor Piece Components Trivial Point Cost
Clockwork Watchman Helm Class 5 Mana Battery
Cogs
Gnomish Bolts
Grease
Metal Fastening
Metal Twine
Sifaye Dust
Sprockets
Small Fine Plate Helm
Velium Lens
> 200 tons of pp

The helm is a sturdy piece of gear that can't be missed. When charged up, it allows the wearer to see that which is otherwise invisible.

Clockwork Watchman Helm
AC 13
Effect: Battery Vision
Charges: 10
Clockwork Watchman Breastplate Class 5 Mana Battery
Cogs
Gnomish Bolts
Gnomish Vanishing Device
Grease
Metal Fastening
Metal Twine
Small Fine Steel Breastplate
Sprockets
> 200 mining carts of pp

This strong and sturdy breastplate provides excellent physical protection. When physical protection isn't enough, triggering the device will render the wearer invisible.

Clockwork Watchman Breastplate
AC 20
Effect: Invisibility Cloak
Charges: 10
Clockwork Watchman Vambraces Class 5 Mana Battery
Cogs
Gnomish Bolts
Grease
Holgresh Fur
Metal Fastening
Metal Rod
Metal Twine
Small Fine Plate Vambraces
Sprockets
> 200 buckets of pp

Even though gnomes are already acknowledged as the most formidable warriors in the world, there's always room for improvement. The Watchman Vambraces provide that improvement directly in the form of speed – activating them will speed up that weapon-swinging by approximately 40%.

Clockwork Watchman Vambraces
AC 11
Effect: Cog Boost
Charges: 10
Clockwork Watchman Bracer Class 5 Mana Battery
Cogs
Glob of Tar
Gnomish Bolts
Grease
Metal Fastening
Metal Rod
Metal Twine
Small Fine Plate Bracer
Sprockets
> 200 gobs of pp

As every tinker knows, it's fairly easy to drop your tools on the ground, kick them into a drainpipe, and then spend hours looking for them. This bracer was designed to solve that problem, and can provide a serviceable tool with the flip of a switch. The tool can also be used as a weapon in an emergency.

Clockwork Watchman Bracer
AC 10
Effect: Summon Wrench
Charges: 10
Clockwork Watchman Gauntlets Block of Living Granite
Class 5 Mana Battery
Cogs
Gnomish Bolts
Grease
Metal Fastening
Metal Fastening
Metal Twine
Small Fine Plate Gauntlets
Sprockets
> 200 barrels of pp

Occasionally, an extra burst of strength is necessary to cleanly sever a limb or carry a particularly large bag of plunder. Behold the power of steam! Trigger these gauntlets for a 30 point strength boost, a significant improvement over the standard Powered Gloves.

Clockwork Watchman Gauntlets
AC 12
Effect: Steam Overdrive
Charges: 10
Clockwork Watchman Greaves Class 5 Mana Battery
Cogs
Gnomish Bolts
Grease
Holgresh Wing
Metal Fastening
Metal Rod
Metal Twine
Small Fine Plate Greaves
Sprockets
> 200 elf heads of pp

Even our mighty warriors are sometimes called upon to boldly retreat. When that time comes, hitting the toggle on these greaves will provide the wearer with a wolf-like running speed.

Clockwork Watchman Greaves
AC 13
Effect: Grease Injection
Charges: 10
Clockwork Watchman Boots Class 5 Mana Battery
Cogs
Faun Hoof
Gnomish Bolts
Grease
Metal Fastening
Metal Twine
Small Fine Plate Boots
Sprockets
> 200 troughs of pp

With a warrior pumped on Steam Overdrive strength from the gauntlets and Cog Boost speed from the vambraces, the only thing missing is finesse – which is conveniently provided in the boots. Click your heels together three times for a 30 point boost to dexterity.

Clockwork Watchman Boots
AC 11
Effect: Precision Mana Infusion
Charges: 10

If you can help narrow down the trivial points to something more specific than "really, really difficult," feel free to let me know and I'll mark things accordingly. Please do the same if you can provide me with even an estimate on the cost of these things, which are far beyond my bank account.

[Translator's Note: As mentioned elsewhere, much has been Tinkered in Mr. Undercrypt's absence. Consult the Tinkering Compendium for the current state of the art. – B]

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