NecroGnomicon

These are the interesting times that we were warned about.

Tuesdays from August 2001

That smells good. I once encountered a goblin who was different than his kin – calm, insightful, and rational. After recovering from my initial shock, we had a long discussion concerning the histories of the goblin tribes and how an ancient curse brought them to their current state. We then shared a dinner of roast giant and gnomish spirits, swapping stories until late in the night.
When you Feign Death, don't feign too long. People get carried away... I'm not dead yet!
I manage to get an interview with the prisoner. Enslaved and imprisoned for his political views on the growing power of Lanys T'Vyl, Boondin Babbinsbort maintains his composure in the face of T'Vyl opposition and clerical oppression. This loyal servant of the Dark Reflection must not be allowed to undergo such punishment. Free Boondin!
I don't know why it is – maybe it's something to do with living in caves – but gnomes are naturally adept mountain climbers. I recently scaled this peak in the Frontier Mountains and engaged in a bit of yodeling. Hiiiiii-dee-lo-dee-deeeee-del-deeeee-del...
"It's all about who's to die and who's not to die."
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