NecroGnomicon

Tinkering being the wonderous thing that it is, legends have naturally arisen concerning what could be built, if only we knew how. Alas, even tinkering has some limits.

A Collection of Misfits

Some of these legendary items seem to be sheer flights of fancy; others were reportedly created in the long-distant past. In either case, current attempts to produce any of these items have only met with failure.

Gadget Comments
Gnomish Goggles This is probably the most popular of the legendary items, as its charges would grant the wearer infravision. Quite a few people – well, quite a few of those poor humans, anyway – would dearly love to have one of these little contraptions and would pay a handsome price for it.
Clockworks I, IV, and XI Rumors of tinkering a personal clockwork pet have been around for a long, long time. Unfortunately, the tinkering specifics for the clockwork rat (I), spider (IV), and gnome (XI) were lost after the creation of the clockwork army. This is perhaps best, given their tendency to turn rogue.
Jet Pack This unlikely contraption would, according to legend, allow the wearer to float freely in the air. I don't see how, really, since some of our tinkered items can get pretty heavy. It would presumably be black.
Gnomish Tinkered Pistol The "pistol" appears in drawings to be similar to a crossbow handle. Not very intimidating, but rumor makes it out to be a range weapon of some kind that causes fairly hefty damage.

By all the gods, if you run across any of these things anywhere in Norrath, or stumble upon the secret to creating one, let me know! Gnomes everywhere will sing your praises.

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