Past information and references to other places are here for your perusal. Since the past is gone and other places have fewer gnomes, it's really not very interesting. Shouldn't you be doing something else? The current information is on the front page. Move along, nothing to see here.

Previous Grumblings

If you weren't paying attention to me, this is what you missed. Where were you? Huh? When I was your age, we respected our elders and listened to every word. Every word! And then we'd write them down. In stone. With chisels. We hadn't earned our hammers yet, so we had to pound with our bare hands. Yes, we had to earn our hammers in those days, you couldn't just buy one from some drunken dwarf merchant.

• Preliminary Grumblings
• July 2001
• August 2001
• September 2001
• October 2001
• December 2001
• April 2002
• May 2002
• June 2002
• September 2002
• October 2002
• November 2002

Past Tuesdays

Even if we could find a drunken dwarf merchant! We had to go all over the place back then just for basic needs, not because we didn't have everything we needed there in Ak'Anon, oh no, we had it all. We had to show that we deserved it, that's what I'm saying. Sitting around at home you get nothing, that's how it was, you have to head out and prove you're more valuable than a cabbage if you want the good stuff. And we got the best of the good stuff, let me tell you. Yep.

• July 2001
• August 2001
• September 2001
• October 2001
• April 2002
• May 2002
• June 2002

Closing the Book

Hey, where are you going? You there! You head off now, you're likely to miss something. Probably going to one of those other sites they tell me about. Well, bah! Maybe you'd better put that sinister grimoire down before somebody gets hurt.

• Necro.EQClasses.com: Probably the most popular necromantic hideout around, with a great deal of information and an active message board community. Formerly EQNecro. Gnomes will have to contend with the lesser races there, but it's a small price to pay.
• The Tinkering Compendium: Everything a tinker would need to know is right here, and it's under new management as well.
• Casters Realm: The prime information site for spellcasters and, well, everybody else. You'll find up-to-date news, active forums, and a place to keep track of what you've got.
• AllaKhazam's Magical Realm: A central clearing house for every kind of information, including an extensive bestiary and very current equipment lists.
• Ancient Guardians: The guild of which I'm a member.

You listening to me? Huh? That's what I'm saying. That's right. That's right.

Where was I?

[Translator's Note: Mr. Undercrypt's disjointed ramblings made it necessary to construct a list of the Pages of the NecroGnomicon to facilitate the translation process. – B]