NecroGnomicon

[Translator's Note: This book came into my possession following the extended disappearance and presumed demise of one Morty Undercrypt, a necromancer of some standing amongst the Dark Reflection. While I have translated its forbidding contents for the people of my own realm, I have also put some effort into straightening out the original text.

Mr. Undercrypt lives on in Spirit (and I mean that in the most literal sense possible). Should he once again return to the Sunlit Lands, further updates may occur. – Bifrons Shroudweaver]

Bifrons' Notations

March 31, 2004

In Mr. Undercrypt's physical absence, I have compiled a listing of the Pages of the NecroGnomicon to assist in my ongoing translation efforts.

I have also assembled what Facts are available Regarding the unfortunate Demise of the late Mr. Undercrypt.

The complete travelogue of Mr. Undercrypt's wanderings may now be viewed for those who might wish to Follow the Bloody Trail.

In areas where it seemed warranted, I have inserted Marginal comments in the hopes of illuminating particularly Outdated material where it might be a concern.

The Gnomish Guide to What's Inside

Here's what you'll find in the various chapters of the NecroGnomicon.

  • Index: You're looking at it now. I really hope you already knew that. If you didn't, you may mock yourself and proceed.
  • Words of Darkness: Join the conversation on the message board with general necromantic chit-chat, tales of woe and envy, and feedback regarding the NecroGnomicon.
  • Morty's Notes: This is where I put all of the odds and ends which amuse me but don't really fit anywhere else, such as basic introductions, the latest gnomish fashions, and personal stories.
  • About Necromancers: Here you'll find the gory details concerning the skills that a Necromancer acquires, racial distinctions among Necromancers, and the gods that make it all happen. You'll also find a lot of numbers to satisfy that gnomish mathematical itch, but don't worry – I've tucked them away so that the lesser races can avoid the trouble of trying to comprehend such matters and having their heads explode.
  • Tactics of Terror: An overview of hunting techniques and safety tips is provided for your pleasure, along with some of the finer points regarding your undead minions.
  • A Trail of Blood: Follow the progress of the Necromancer as the level of their power increases, with comments about spells and pets. A few additional words about hunting styles and my own killing grounds are included.
  • The Cruel World: There are places in the world worthy of particular attention. I'll note those, and make occasional comments. If you're wondering where I am at the moment, that's here too.
  • Appendix: Archives and links to other sites of interest are all stuffed here. It's fit to burst.

Questions? Comments? Talk to the gnome. You may also want to read the disclaimer at some point.

Give me necromancy or give me death!

[Or perhaps both. – B]

"It's the little things that get you down."
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I've completely lost track of the count... it was about 29,000 when the
domain switched to necrognomicon.com and I think it might have doubled since
then. I suppose I'll have to start over...